Face in Space

By | JESSIE REPORTED LEE | As, I walk to my front door, greeted by my many pets who were very glad to see me. The house was quiet and the air was still. The light switch was where I left it the last time I was home. So, I made a fresh scented pot of hazelnut coffee and sat down to relax from my Ten hour flight from my last completed assignment for The Jane Leigh Editorial Team, I was doggone tired and was day dreaming in the stillness, when the phone started to buzz and moved wildly as it vibrated on the glass table. The message was from Our Editor-n-Chief, none other than Arttimus T. Yorkie. The message was titled urgent: “new assignment” and then a group of numbers which looked like GPS coordinates followed. “Book next flight to meet Hands 167 EBE and Ring Anne Ding ASAP to conduct an in-dept interview with the world’s leading astrophysicists who have discovered a “FACE in SPACE!” A new phenomenon has emerged in the Milky Way Galaxy and many academic papers have been written about this new discovery which remains classified to most of the worlds populations. That being the case, I have scheduled an interview with a group of astrophysicists from around the world, the best of the best as they describe themselves to shed some light of day on this unknown phenomenon. I am at the airport terminal and getting ready to board the aircraft and find my seat and rendezvous with Hands 167 EBE and Ring Anne Ding. The flight was less that an hour as we touched down in a desert location at a large urban center in the southwest. I quickly located a car rental kiosh and left heading in a southwest direction into the vast desert. Following the coordinates lead me to a deserted ghost town long past its prime. As the car stopped at what appears to be a general store in ancient times. I disembarked from the my rental car and walked down the dusty sagebrush blown street following the GPS numbers on my phone — and then a flash of light and what looks like two humanoids figures appeared. Somewhat, frighten, I said howdy and by golly it was Hands 167 EBE and Ring Anne Ding dressed in their clans attractive bluish uniforms with a Tri-Delta insignia on the upper left chest area. Wow, I said, when they moved closer and into clear vision. You guys look absolutely beautiful in your blue Tri-Delta uniforms, can I have one? Hands 167 EBE and Ring Anne Ding, motioned with their arms toward the ship as the door was opening, they said in unison “your uniform is in your quarters.” We, walk together toward the invisible interstellar time revision ship, while chatting like long lost family and friends of the past.

Arttie is Gnawing

At this point in the story I am thinking about letting the readership finish this adventure with my colleagues who are waiting for more story lines so we can complete our assignment on the FACE in SPACE! Arttie, is gnawing on our tails to solve this mysterious deep space phenomenon. His concerns are that some howl it could be an extinction event for all biology on Planet Earth. It is clear to him that something is happening or is going to happen and would love for our dear readers to find out what and tell us what it is so, we can all have something fun and enjoyable to read for a change! Does Arttie know something we do not and wants to keep his findings on the “Q”. So, I turn to Hands 167 EBE and Ring Anne Ding, for more information that Arttie is so “Q” about. My two colleagues are the foremost authorities on anything and everything space, and in reality they know a hole bunch more than the combine forces of all the PH.D’s on Planet Earth. Your are no doubt wondering why my colleagues won’t spill the coffee beans on the Face in Space, especially Ring Anne Ding who is very mischievous not most of the time, but all the time. States that “we just want to have some fun with the Face in Space.” So, Missy, do you want to play a game called hide and go seek with us?” “We -v- the smarty pants Academicians and Muni-Corps of the world who know everything but know nothing!” With all this fictional information that I have gathered, gives me good reason to call our great friend Sheila Helen Elton, who works closely with Ring Anne Dine to gather some insights on our assignment. Sheila or SHE-SHE, encouraged me to contact Arttie Thattimus Yorkie to CYA ourselves and to prevent any future problems which may arise with the Academicians and Muni-Corps of the world. We know from past experience that they get butt hurt when we cross into their supposed lanes of their power base and money propagation work flows. It may be necessary to call in the heavy hitters to help unravel the Face in Space phenomenon to Artties satisfaction and the world’s populations. We will if need be, visit the Savant Children Geniuses at The Rock Quarry Elementary School, for their in-dept analysis of the situation and how to proceed at this juncture.

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